Primary Breadwinner for my household

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
verysaxyberry
weaver-z

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

weaver-z

Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

verysaxyberry
machigaeru

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

  • Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive
    Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
  • Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics
    Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
  • Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible
    Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
  • Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun
    Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly
memory-thought

The span of human experience is so insane.

loveyatothemoonandback

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  1. why would you hide this in the tags
  2. i desperately want to learn hebrew right this very minute
supreme-leader-stoat
dangerbooze

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officialfist

“POC are poor and so of course they are going to steal” lol lmao even.

saintofpride201

"You're not giving the burglars a good amount of warning so they can escape the situation with their lives"

1) I'm pretty sure the signs that say "Due to cost increase of ammo, don't expect a warning shot" and "This house doesn't call 911 🔫" that a good amount of gun owners have posted are warning enough. 2) How about the burglars give us fair warning before they decide to burgle our houses so that we can adequately prepare and macaulay culkin our houses? Sounds fair right?

That last one's a joke. They give no warning. They should expect no warning. Simple as that.

beardedmrbean

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